I Don't Like Men Who Blow-dry Their

Mmmm... The Comedy That Matters Is The Comedy You Pull Out Of Thin Air. It's A Bit Like When Something Funny Has Happened And You Try To Explain It To Someone Else And End Up Saying, 'you Had To Be There'.

If I've Inadvertently Become Some Sort Of Role Model For Failed Comedians, Then It's Really Backfired Very Badly On Me.

I Hate People Who Think It's Clever To Take Drugs... Like Custom Officers.

Depression Is Something That Has Always Figured In My Life But Now I'm Dealing With It. I Wish I'd Done This Years Ago Because It's Been Really Helpful.

One Saturday In 1984, I Walked Into My First Aa Meeting. I Went Regularly For Six Years And Only Stopped When I Came To Realize My Underlying Problem Was Not Genuine Alcoholism, But Depression.