They Call It 'surfing' The Net. It's

I Really Hated Fighting People And Hurting Them, But Felt Unable To Stop.

People Who Are Pro Smacking Children Say, 'it's The Only Language They Understand.' You Could Apply That To Tourists.

I Love Mixing With Comedians When I'm Working With Them, But When I'm Not I Don't Feel The Need To Hang Around With Them.

I Hate People Who Think It's Clever To Take Drugs... Like Custom Officers.

My Character, Rick Spleen, Is A What-if Version Of Me, Really, Where Nothing Did Quite Turn Out Right And Everything Else Is Still Around The Corner.