I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Wouldn't Like To See A Chick Of Mine Taking Her Clothes Off And Kissing A Fellow On Screen. And My Girls Must Get Very Hurt When They See Me Doing It.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.