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It Will Never Be Perfect, But Perfect Is Overrated. Perfect Is Boring On Live Tv.

Quentin Tarantino Is Here, Star Of All My Sexual Nightmares.

When Humor Works, It Works Because It's Clarifying What People Already Feel. It Has To Come From Someplace Real.

And Don't Think That By Eating Freedom Fries You Are Being Patriotic And Helping The War Effort. Use Less Gasoline, Read A Newspaper. You Know What, How About We Cool It With The Freedom Fries Anyway You Fat Asses. We're The Fattest Country In The World. Have You Ever Walked Around An American Mall? It's Nothing But Chick Fillets And Lane Bryant Track Suits Busting At The Seams.

Wafah Dufour Bin Laden, Niece Of Osama Bin Laden Has Signed A Contract To Star In A Reality Show... Called Skating With The Nieces Of Terrorists.