My Sisters Are Stronger And My Brother's

I've Always Liked Older Ladies, Ever Since My Mother Would Have B'nai B'rith At Our House.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. And When I Die, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

My Buddies, We've Always Just Tried To Make Each Other Laugh. I Mean, Just Like All Friends Hanging Out - That's The Goal.

Me And Fred Wolf Wrote The Movie [ Grown Ups]. The Whole Idea Was About Putting Together Old Friends That Get To Hang Out For A Weekend.

I Say Things, Like Every Other Parent, That Reminds You Of Your Own Parents. One Thing I Do Know About Being A Parent, You Understand Why Your Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.