Back To School, To Prove To Dad

On This Lovely, Lovely Hanukkah, Drink Your Gin And Tonica.

I Was A Coin Collector.i Didn't Know I Was Nerdy At The Time Until I Felt My 16-d Mercury Dime That Was In Uncirculated Condition Might Be A Panty Dropper, And It Turned Out Not To Be. Then I Stumbled Into Skateboarding, Which Kind Of Was Cooler. But I Wasn't Aware Of What Was Cool. My Dad Wasn't Around So He Couldn't Shake Me And Say, 'drop The Coin Collecting Bit. It's Not Where You Want To Go.' So, That And The Spelling Bee And The Chess, I Think I Had It Figured Out For Myself.

When I'm Around The Kids I Feel Like I Act The Most Grown-up Just Because You're Supposed To. And I Say Things, Like Every Other Day, That Remind Me Of My Own Parents.

The Idea Of My Kids Being Spoiled, I Go To Sleep Thinking About It. I Wake Up Thinking About. I'm Trying To Do The Right Thing. With The Amount Of Money I Have, It's Difficult To Raise Children The Way I Was Raised. But I Took Away The West And North Wing Of The House For Those Guys. So, They're Not Allowed In There.

I'd Like To Have A Kid, And I'd Like To Be Driving Around. I Know A Kid Is Going To Be A Big Part Of My Life. I Can Trust My Kid. I Know My Kid Would Be In The Backseat Of My Car, And When I Say You Wanna Get Some Ice-cream? He's Going To Be Happy. My Brother Has Kids. I See That Trick Work, The Ice Cream Trick.