Back To School, To Prove To Dad

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

I Don't Like Being Out In Public Too Much. I Don't Like Going To Bars. I Don't Like Doing Celebrity Stuff.

I've Always Just Had Troubles With My Family Because I'm Psychotic. It Had Nothing To Do With That.

The Toughest Part Is That When Your Kid's Upset, You're Upset. You're Rocked Until They're Not Upset. Even When They're Not Upset, You're Like, "i Hope That Doesn't Happen, Down The Line." You're Always Nervous Because You Want Your Kid To Be Happy.

My Name Is Adam Sandler. I'm Not Particularly Talented. I'm Not Particularly Good-looking. And Yet I'm A Multi-millionaire.