I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!