I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.