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Comedy Is Serious - Deadly Serious. Never, Never Try To Be Funny! The Actors Must Be Serious. Only The Situation Must Be Absurd. Funny Is In The Writing, Not In The Performing. If The Situation Isn't Absurd, No Amount Of Joke Will Help.

I Love Spaghetti And Sex, Sometimes Together. My Dream Of Heaven Is Walking Naked Through Fields Of Pasta Fazool.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible.

I Was A Soldier In Wwii. The Last Couple Of Months Of The War I Was Actually In Combat.

Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.