I Don't Know What My Assistant Would

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.

I Have Never Been Much Of A Groomer. I Take Baths A Lot, But I Don't Wear Deodorant. I Don't Have To. I Have A Miraculous Body Scent. I've Had Women Smell Me And Say That Should Be Bottled. I Would Advise Guys To Lay Off The Drakkar, Because The Cavemen Weren't Wearing It. They Might Have Been Putting Mint Leaves On Their Balls, But Your Scent Is Grown Naturally. I Have Really Good Dating Advice.

I Think Comedy Is A Really, Really Good Tool For Trying To Say Something.

Don't Boo People! Don't Boo! Be More Specific! Like, 'why Are You Doing That?! I Hate That! I Hate It!'

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.