I Don't Know What My Assistant Would

I'm Not Cynical When It Comes To Things That Are Important. I'm Cynical About Pop Culture And All That Horseshit.

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.

Don't Boo People! Don't Boo! Be More Specific! Like, 'why Are You Doing That?! I Hate That! I Hate It!'

My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff, It Smells Like Failure And Onions.