I Don't Know What It's Going To

You Know, I'm A Comedian The Same As Bill Maher And Jon Stewart. We All Came Up The Same Way. The Three Of Us Have Interest In Politics; I Call Us Fundits, We're Fundits! We're Not Pundits!

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

I Want To Do An Intelligent Talk Show Where You Have Room To Breathe...

I Read The 'new York Times', I Read 'the Nation', I Read 'newsweek', I Read 'time Magazine', I Read 'politico', I Read 'mediaite'. This Is What I Do! I Read Every Day, I Have Interests, I'm Like Everybody Out There Who's Watching, Who's Out There Watching, You Know?

I Don't Profess To Be An Expert On Anything, Or Have The Memory For Who Ran In 1952. I Am An Informed American Citizen, That's My Position.