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If You Have Trouble With Finding Things You Should Get Into Some Kind Of Therapy With A Good Therapist If You Need, I Mean I Just Believe In Therapy For Everybody. I Really Do. I Don't Think Any Body Can Escape It.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

I Have A Friend Who Actually Told Me That She'd Rather Be Dead Than Be Fat. This Is A Woman Who, If I Order A Sandwich At Lunch, She'll Order A Salad. If I Order A Salad, She'll Order Half A Cantaloupe. If I Order Half A Cantaloupe, She'll Order A Cup Of Coffee. This Bizarre Contest Continues Until She's Down To Sucking On A Mint-flavored Toothpick. At This Rate, Her Preference For Dying Over Being Fat Could Be A Reality Sooner Than She Thinks.

Isn't It A Little Racist To Call It Black Friday?

Have Four Things Going. I Have Stand-up Comedy, Two Television Shows And I'm Working On A Play. I Like To Work, And I Fear That Something Could Fall Through. You Know What They Say: 'the Show Must Go Off.