I Don't Know If You Want To

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

My Wife Gets So Jealous. She Came Home From Work And Was Mad At Me Because There Was A Pretty Girl On The Bus She Thought I Would Have Liked.

My Wife Said To Me 'i Hope You Win... But If You Do And You Go Up And Say You Love Me, Don't Think It Makes Up For Never Saying It When We're Alone.

I Have The Show Because I'm Insecure. It's My Insecurity That Makes Me Want To Be A Comic, That Makes Me Need The Audience.

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.