I Don't Know If The Unborn Has

I Think It's Time To Stop Carping On The Blunders Of The President And Give Him Some Credit For Creativity. I Mean, Where Do You Even Find A Jewish Hard-line Conservative Republican Pot-smoker? Sounds Like An Oprah Winfrey Guest.

That Is The Saving Grace Of Humor, If You Fail No One Is Laughing At You.

Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.

Once Again Decent Citizens Will Be Able To Enter This House Of Worship, Kneel Down In Front Of A Nearly-naked Man Hanging From A Wooden Apparatus By A Series Of Gruesome Body Piercings, And Engage In Their Bizarre Practices Of Ritualized Blood-drinking And Cannibalism Without Being Assaulted By Graphic Images Of Attractive Young Women With Bare Breasts.

Our Bombs Are Smarter Than The Average High School Student. At Least They Can Find Kuwait.