I Never Joined, But I Used To

That Is The Saving Grace Of Humor, If You Fail No One Is Laughing At You.

Plant Trees. They Give Us Two Of The Most Crucial Elements For Our Survival: Oxygen And Books.

The Bible Says, 'the Truth Shall Make You Free.' But Let's Not Forget It Was Spiro Agnew Who Said That A Good Lie Will Keep You Out Of Jail In The First Place.

Enjoy Every Minute. There's Plenty Of Time To Be Dead.

Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.