I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.

Coleman Jacoby And Arnie Rosen Won An Emmy And Mel Brooks Didn't! Niezsche Was Right! There Is No God! There Is No God!

Bad Taste Is Simply Saying The Truth Before It Should Be Said.

My God, I'd Love To Smash Into The Casket Of Dostoyevsky, Grab That Bony Hand And Scream At The Remains, 'well Done, You God-damn Genius.'

In Every Spoof I Make Real Love To The Things I Am Spoofing.