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Feeling Different, Feeling Alienated, Feeling Persecuted, Feeling That The Only Way To Deal With The World Is To Laugh - Because If You Don't Laugh You're Going To Cry And Never Stop Crying - That's Probably What's Responsible For The Jews Having Developed Such A Great Sense Of Humor. The People Who Had The Greatest Reason To Weep, Learned More Than Anyone Else How To Laugh.

You Often Hear That People Go Into Show Business To Find The Love They Never Had When They Were Children. Never Believe It! Every Comic And Most Of The Actors I Know Had A Childhood Full Of Love. Then They Grew Up And Found Out That In The Grown-up World, You Don't Get All That Love, You Just Get Your Share. So They Went Into Show Business To Recapture The Love They Had Known As Children When They Were The Center Of The Universe.

When You Get Big Special Effects Pictures, Sci-fi And Things, There's Little Or No Comedy. Or It's A Domestic Comedy And There's Not One Special Effect. But Very Rarely Do These Things Fuse And Come Out Right.

Nothing Is Free. You Got To Pay To Be In Society. First You Start With Homework.

Humor Is Just Another Defense Against The Universe.