If Shaw And Einstein Couldn't Beat Death,

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible. The Job Is To Make People Laugh. I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.

I Like Chris Rock. He's Dangerous.

He Who Hesitates Is Poor.

Comedy Is Serious - Deadly Serious. Never, Never Try To Be Funny! The Actors Must Be Serious. Only The Situation Must Be Absurd. Funny Is In The Writing, Not In The Performing. If The Situation Isn't Absurd, No Amount Of Joke Will Help.

You Got To Be Brave. If You Feel Something, You've Really Got To Risk It.