I Don't Get High, But Sometimes I

The Advantage That My Children Have Is That My Children Are Encountering The Nicest White People That America Has Ever Produced. Let’s Hope America Keeps Producing Nicer White People.

Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians What Nicki Minaj Is To Spanx.

I'm Pretty Good At Getting Over People Throwing Stuff At Me. If You've Been Doing Stand Up Long Enough You Know How To Swing Back And Get The Laughs.

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

Just To Be Clear, Ray Rice Was Not Fired For Beating His Wife. He Was Fired Because A Video Of Him Beating His Wife Was Released.