I Don't Get Depressed; I Grow A

The Most Important Words In The English Language Are Not 'i Love You' But 'it's Benign.'

I'm Very Proud Of My Gold Pocket Watch. My Grandfather, On His Deathbed, Sold Me This Watch.

One Man Starving Puts A Crimp In My Evening.

Life Is A Tragedy Filled With Suffering And Despair And Yet Some People Do Manage To Avoid Jury Duty.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.