I Don't Feel Qualified To Talk About

Is Hollywood The Cruelest City In The World? Well, It Can Be. New York Can Be That, Too. You Can Be A Broadway Star Here One Night, And Something Happens, And Out--nobody Knows You On The Street. They Forget You Ever Lived. It Happens In Hollywood, Too.

A Comedian Does Funny Things. A Good Comedian Does Things Funny.

I Was Mad At The Time, Or I Would Never Have Done The Thing.

And If There Is Sweeter Music This Side Of Heaven I Haven't Heard It.

Tragedy Is A Close-up; Comedy, A Long Shot.