I Can't Do That. I'm Already The

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

Why Is Everybody Afraid Of Going To Heaven? You Want To Be Here With The Smog And The Sin And Bad People And The War? Or Do You Want To Be In Heaven, Sitting Next To Jesus, You Know?

My Fans Are Pretty Normal, They Are Always Really Nice And Polite, And They Don't Interrupt My Meals.

I Don't Know, People Take Chances On Stage. It's A Big Free Speech Zone, A Comedy Show. So Sometimes Things Happen, You Say Things That Are A Little Bit Off The Edge.

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.