There Are Two Things That You Have

Obama Is Not A Secret Kenyon, Or A Secret Muslim, He's A Secret Republican.

Life Is About Making Tough Choices. Sometimes You Have To Go Where Your Career Is Going.

We Don't Do Sensible Things. This Is America.

I Think America Causes Cancer, Longevity Is Less Important Than Fun, And Young People Should Be Discouraged From Voting.

We Don't Like Mystery. You Like Mystery, 'cause It's Not A Mystery To You; You Know When You're Gonna Get Laid.