I Don't Do Close-ups Any More. I

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.

Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is A Sensitive Soul.

Did You Write The Words, Or The Lyrics?

I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am Not!