I Don't Conquer, I Submit.

I Have Felt In My Very Blood, Ever Since I Was Born, A Most Unconquerable Hatred Towards The Whole Tribe Of Fools, And It Arises From The Fact That I Feel Myself A Blockhead Whenever I Am In Their Company.

The Spirit Of Rebellion Is Present In Every Great City, And The Great Task Of Wise Government Is To Keep It Dormant, For If It Wakes It Is A Torrent Which No Dam Can Hold Back.

If You Want To Make People Laugh, Your Face Must Remain Serious.

Cheating Is A Sin, But Honest Cunning Is Simply Prudence. It Is A Virtue. To Be Sure, It Has A Likeness To Roguery, But That Cannot Be Helped. He Who Has Not Learned To Practice It Is A Fool.

There Is No Such Thing As A Perfectly Happy Or Perfectly Unhappy Man In The World. One Has More Happiness In His Life And Another More Unhappiness, And The Same Circumstance May Produce Widely Different Effects On Individuals Of Different Temperaments.