Nobody Can Deprive Me Of The Fact

I Loved, I Was Loved, My Health Was Good, I Had A Great Deal Of Money, And I Spent It, I Was Happy And I Confessed It To Myself.

Worthy Or Not, My Life Is My Subject, And My Subject Is My Life.

I Am Writing My Life To Laugh At Myself, And I Am Succeeding.

Beauty Without Wit Offers Nothing But The Enjoyment Of Its Material Charms, Whilst Witty Ugliness Captivates By The Charms Of The Mind, And At Last Fulfils All The Desires Of The Man It Has Captivated.

If You Want To Make People Laugh, Your Face Must Remain Serious.