Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based

Oh, And Once, When I Was In The Marines, I Got A Perfect Score On My Physical Fitness Test.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

I've Got To Say That I Don't See Myself As Some Sort Of Political Type Like Alec Baldwin Or Barbra Streisand. I Don't Want To Come Across Like That. I'd Be Embarrassed If That Was The Way I Came Across.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

I Tried Out For 'jeopardy' Once, When They Came To Cleveland, But I Didn't Make It.