I Don't Believe In God. So I'm

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And I Think We Should Be Too.

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

And The National Rifle Association Says That, "guns Don't Kill People, People Do," But I Think The Gun Helps, You Know? I Think It Helps. I Just Think Just Standing There Going, "bang!" "that's Not Going To Kill Too Many People, Is It? You'd Have To Be Really Dodgy On The Heart To Have That.

Two Languages In One Brain? No One Can Live At That Speed!