I Don't Believe In God. So I'm

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!

Comedy Is Like A Very Cokey, Druggy Sugar. You Get Hits Of Comedy, And It's Very, "more, Give Me More Of That Stuff," Because Serotonin Is Being Released In The Brain. So It's Basically, Everyone Becomes Serotonin Junkies, And We Are Serotonin Dealers. And That's What Being A Comedian Is About.

You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably Shag The Books.

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!

I Love The Fact That Trying Is Respected. The American Dream: If You Try, If You Build It, They Will Come. I Love That. It's Honorable.