I Don't Believe In God. So I'm

"i've Done Your Dog. It's Got Nine Eyes Down The Side, I Made His Head All Square, 15 Legs. What Do You Think Of That?" "fido Looks A Bit Weird."

I Definitely Have Breast Envy. When Teenage Girls Were Saying 'i Wish I Had Breasts', I Was Thinking The Same Thing.

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

If There Were A God, Don't You Think He Would Have Flicked Hitler's Head Off?

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.