Boy Bands Should Be Exploded From A

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

Poetry Is Very Similar To Music, Only Less Notes And More Words.

Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test. These Are The Same Lipsticks I Got Caught Stealing By The Police When I Was 15. How Ironic.

When You're Coming Out, You Have To Deal With The Whole World Saying 'oh! You're An Abominable Snowman'.

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.