I Don't Always Vote In General Elections,

I'm Always Amazed To Hear Of Air Crash Victims So Badly Mutilated That They Have To Be Identified By Their Dental Records. What I Can't Understand Is, If They Don't Know Who You Are, How Do They Know Who Your Dentist Is?

I Think Having An Outsider's Viewpoint Is Interesting And Good, Especially For A Comedian.

I Don't Consider Myself A Fashion Victim. I Consider Fashion A Victim Of Me.

And Like The Old Stereotype, I Overcame My Shyness By Making My Friends Laugh.

If You Stay In A House And You Go To The Bathroom And There Is No Toilet Paper, You Can Always Slide Down The Banisters. Don't Tell Me You Haven't Done It.