I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

If The Money's Right, I'll Do A Film.

Then You Get Into It, Especially If You Start Talking About Football, Fighting And Muhammad Ali. Then The Ladies Get Very Bored And Start Delivering Ultimatums.

I Wouldn't Like To See A Chick Of Mine Taking Her Clothes Off And Kissing A Fellow On Screen. And My Girls Must Get Very Hurt When They See Me Doing It.