Everything I Do On Stage, I Made

Alan King, A Comedian I Adored, Was Considered Society, And I Was Considered The Jewish Kid From The Neighborhood.

I Do Situations And Make Fun Of Authority And Life.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

Struggling Is Hard Because You Never Know What's At The End Of The Tunnel.

That I Walk Around Calling People 'dummy' And 'hockey Puck'. I Do Have A Different Life Apart From Being Sarcastic On Stage. I Might Kibitz Around With My Friends, But I'm Nothing Like The Person Who Does Stand Up. Nothing Like That.