Everything I Do On Stage, I Made

My Style Is My Personality. It's Always Been That Way. Being A Wiseguy And Having Fun. It's Always Been That Way For Me, When I Was In High School, And In The Navy. It's Not Something I Rehearse.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

You Can't Study Comedy; It's Within You. It's A Personality. My Humor Is An Attitude.