Everything I Do On Stage, I Made

Who Picks Your Clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

I Always Rib People, But Nobody Ever Gives Me A Hard Time. I Don't Know Why. Maybe They're Afraid Of What I Might Say. There's Probably A Lesson In That Somewhere, But I Don't Know What It Is.

Alan King, A Comedian I Adored, Was Considered Society, And I Was Considered The Jewish Kid From The Neighborhood.

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.