I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling

I Was Born Jewish, But I Am An Atheist. I Dont Believe In God.

I've Gotten "condescending" A Million Times, And That's Not Good.

I Do Believe That On A Whole, Women Are Definitely Smarter Than Men... I Also Believe That Dogs Are Smarter Than Women. No? That One, You Don't Believe It? You Believe That I Didn't Do A Series Of Tests? You Are Right To Not Believe It, Because I'm Going To Go Ahead And Admit That I Do Not Believe What I Just Said, It Was What's Described As A 'joke.' Um, I'll Be Telling A Bunch Of Them Here Tonight.

I'll Think Of The Idea And Then I'll Write Something Down, Then Within That There Will Be A Joke Or Two Which Is The Original Thing Which I Thought Was Funny.

Sketches Have Characters, Exits, Entrances And Are Vastly Different.