I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling

I Stand By Everything I Said. I Absolutely Can Defend My Material, And I Take Issue With People Who Say, "it's Just Shock Value. It's Not Even Funny." I Disagree. There's Different Ways To Be Funny And To Be A Comedian.

You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism. It's Like Having A War On Jealousy.

There Are Really Funny Alternative Comics And Really Funny Straight Comics Who Write And Perform Traditionally.

There Is Also A Kind Of Mean-spiritedness With La Comics.

I Like Pot, I Enjoy Pot, I Like To Smoke It. But, The One Thing I Don't Like About Pot Is The Subculture It's Spawned. I Think It's Embarrassing And Really Juvenile And Uncreative