I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling

There's The Disingenuous Duplicitousness, But You Can Apply That To Every Politician, Really.

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

I Really Don't Have A Problem With Gay Marriage... Because I'm Tolerant And Rational.

We Should Just Get Somebody From The Left And The Right And They Should All Throw Bumper Stickers At Each Other And The First One To Cover The Other One Wins.

Sketches Have Characters, Exits, Entrances And Are Vastly Different.