I Do Not Twitter. I Don't Want

I Like Weeding, But I Tend To Think Of It As A Solitary Activity.

The Last Time Somebody Said, 'i Find I Can Write Much Better With A Word Processor', I Replied, 'they Used To Say The Same Thing About Drugs'.

Vincent Van Gogh's Mother Painted All Of His Best Things. The Famous Mailed Decapitated Ear Was A Figment Of The Public Relations Firm Engaged By Van Gogh's Dealer.

Twitter. It's Not A Good Sound, Is It? If It Were Worth Doing, There Would Be A Better Word For It.

I Think A Writer Is Not An Ideal Husband... Writers Tend To Get Off Into Their Own Heads And Not Notice The People That They're Living With, Or They Get Irritable With The People That They're Living With When The People Insist On Being Noticed.