Usage Ain't Always A Matter Of Ought.

The North Isn't A Place. It's Just A Direction Out Of The South.

When I Was A Little Kid, Of Course, I Was Brown All Summer. That's Because I Was Free As A Bird- Nothing To Do But Catch Bugs All Day.

A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words? A Library Card's Worth Millions.

A Dog Will Make Eye Contact. A Cat Will, Too, But A Cat's Eyes Don't Even Look Entirely Warm-blooded To Me, Whereas A Dog's Eyes Look Human Except Less Guarded. A Dog Will Look At You As If To Say, "what Do You Want Me To Do For You? I'll Do Anything For You." Whether A Dog Can In Fact, Do Anything For You If You Don't Have Sheep (i Never Have) Is Another Matter. The Dog Is Willing.

I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.