I Do Miss The Rhythms Of Comedy.

When I Was A Kid, I Loved All The Silent Comedians - Buster Keaton, Laurel And Hardy, Chaplin. And I Used To Imitate Them. I'd Go To See A Buster Keaton Movie And Come Home And Try Things Out I'd Seen. I Learned To Do Pratfalls When I Was Very Young.

I Have Two Kids Who Were Like Me, We Get Out Of Bed Feeling Good, And The Other Two Would Sit At The Breakfast Table And Grumble. I Think It's Born Into Us. I Usually Wake Up Feeling Pretty Good. Looking Forward To The Day.

A Lot Of The Guilt Didn't Help My Drinking At That Point. I Never Expected A Divorce To Happen In My Life Particularly, But It Just Slowly Happened. My Wife Was Proud Of Me, But She Hated The Business, And For Good Reason. The Spouses Get Moved, Shoved Aside, And Ignored, And It's Just, It's Terrible.

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.

We Used To Get 27, 28 Minutes To Do A Story In, And Now They're Lucky If They Get 18 Or 20 Minutes. So I Don't Think They Can Really Do A Beginning, A Middle, And An End Anymore. There's An Awful Lot Of One-line Jokes; Almost Every Line Is A Punchline. It's Not The Same, But There's Still Good Comedy Around.