I Do Love Country Music.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

It Can Bum You Out When Your Intentions Aren't, Like, Translated Properly.

I Don't Wear A Lot Of High Heels.

What I'm Bringing To The Pop Table Is That I'm Not Pretentious.

I Do My Laundry On A Weekly Basis.