I Do Like Talk Shows. I'm Interested

When People Heckle Me, I Have The Microphone. And The Press Has The Microphone.

I Think That Comedy Is A Good Defense For A Child. Because You Know Childhood Is A Nightmare As It Is. And So Why Not Use Comedy And Being Funny As A Defense To Get Through Your Life As Opposed To Drugs, Alcohol And Good Looks? Because Those Things Are Dangerous When Your Young.

Monogamy Is Monotonous, But It's Safe You Know. And That's My Philosophy. And I Like To Convey That To People.

Comedians Usually Are Rooting For The Underdog. I Mean To Take A Shot At An Underdog I Think Is Really Stupid And Low And Not Funny.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.