I'm Interested In Doing Some Acting In

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

I've Got A Long History Of Suicid In My Family; The Good News Is It Skips A Generation, So, If I'm Lucky, My Kids Will Kill Themselves.

I Like To Read, But Otherwise I'm Just Your Average, Self-obsessed Comedian. It's Pretty Much All I Think About.

I Never Go See Live Comedy Shows Because I Just Sit In The Audience Thinking, "here's What I Would Say. Here's What I Would Do If I Got Up There." It Drives Me Crazy.

I Don't Have A Type, Really. But I've Always Been More Attracted To Girls Who Yell Fire.