I Do Consider Myself A Clown And

I Think At The Age Of 50, Everyone Should Write Their Own Autobiography.

I'm 64, But I Act Like I'm Still 12. I Go To Schools. At Colleges, They Come Out In Droves, They Almost Scare Me. I Think It's Just To See If I'm Still Alive. After I Work Them Out - And It's Not Easy - I Sit Them Down And We Have A Serious Talk. Are They Eating? Working On Their Body? I Can Say Things Parents Won't Say. No Matter Where I Go, I Talk To Each One Individually After I Teach. They Tell Me Things Like, 'i'm Starving, Guys Like Girls Thinner.' I Give Them Concrete Advice About Self-image And Self-worth.

My Way Is The Sensitive, Emotional Way, Because That's Who I Am. A Day Doesn't Go By Where I Don't Sit And Cry, Listening To The Stories. I Try To Be The Clown And Court Jester And Make People Laugh.

The Real Pride, The Real Present, Is Your Health And Your Longevity.

Ninety Percent Of People Who Lose Weight Gain It Back. It's Very Sad.