... I Distrust Manifest Knowledge.

Self-pity Is The Simplest Luxury.

If Michaelangelo Were A Heterosexual, The Sistine Chapel Would Have Been Painted Basic White And With A Roller.

Any Woman Whose I.q. Hovers Above Her Body Temperature Must Be A Feminist.

I Earned Two Emmy Nominations For Writing, And Two Of The Shows I Had Written Were Nominated For Best In Their Category.

You're Nothing In America If You Don't Have Debt.