... I Distrust Manifest Knowledge.

I Earned Two Emmy Nominations For Writing, And Two Of The Shows I Had Written Were Nominated For Best In Their Category.

I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes: There're Fewer Of Them But They Have More Fun.

Show Me A Writer, Any Writer, Who Hasn't Suffered And I'll Show You Someone Who Writes In Pastels As Opposed To Primary Colors.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

Unfortunately, Susan Didn't Remember What Jane Fulton Once Said, 'insanity Is Doing The Same Thing, Over And Over Again, But Expecting Different Results.