When I Got [my] Library Card, That

The Last Thing I Have To Say Is That Ice Is The Past Tense Of Water. I've Always Wanted To Write That Sentence And Now I Have.

I've Got Splinters In My Nose From The Best Publishing Doors In Town.

Don't Ask To Live In Tranquil Times. Literature Doesn't Grow There.

I Mean, What Do People Talk About When They're Married?" "their Kids, I Guess." "maybe That's All They Have In Common.

While The Angels, All Pallid And Wan, Uprising, Unveiling, Affirm That The Play Is The Tragedy, "man", And Its Hero The Conqueror Worm.