I Didn't Think Anything We Did Was

I've Listened To Preachers, I've Listened To Fools. I've Worshipped The Dropouts, Who've Made Their Own Rules.

In 1964 Something Totally Unexpected Happened. I Got A Job I Enjoyed.

I'm A Very Simple Man. You've Got To Have, Like, A Computer Nowadays To Turn The Tv On And Off... And The Nightmare Continues.

I Believe In What I Do. I Mean, I Don't Go Out - I Don't Have The Clothes Or Drink Anymore, I Don't Do Drugs Or Any Of That. I Used To. But I Got Very Ready To Get Me Out Of The House.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.