I Knew It Was Time To Get

Mental Wounds Not Healing, Who And What's To Blame. I'm Going Off The Rails On A Crazy Train.

I Have A Night Off On Halloween. It's Halloween For Me Every Night. Let Everybody Else Be Ozzy For The Night. People Go Out Dressed As Me.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

What's The Future Of Mankind? How Do I Know, I Got Left Behind.

I Used To Fantasize That Paul Mccartney Would Marry My Sister.