Baseball Was, Is And Always Will Be

I'd Give A Year Of My Life If I Could Hit A Homerun On Opening Day Of This Great New Park.

Well, The Good Lord And Good Luck Must Have Been With Me Because I Did Exactly What I Said I Was Going To Do.

The Termites Have Got Me.

I Don't Need To Know Where The Green Is. Where Is The Golf Course?

That Last One Sounded Kinda High To Me.