If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky

Reading Isn't Good For A Ballplayer. Not Good For His Eyes. If My Eyes Went Bad Even A Little Bit I Couldn't Hit Home Runs. So I Gave Up Reading.

Read About Your Case Of Amnesia. Must Be A New Brand.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

I'd Give A Year Of My Life If I Could Hit A Homerun On Opening Day Of This Great New Park.

To My Sick Little Pal. I Will Try To Knock You Another Homer, Maybe Two Today.