I Didn't Like The Way I Was

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

God Created Whammy Bars For People Who Don't Know How To Solo.

My First Impression Of Van Halen Was That David Lee Roth Was A God, And That So Was Eddie.

Military Intelligence, Two Words Combined That Cant Make Sense

I Like Jazz, But I Could Never Play It. You Just Sit There With A Guitar The Size Of A Chevy On Your Chest, Wearing A Stupid Hat, Playing The Same Solo For An Hour.