I Didn't Have Any Success In Show

When You're Picking A Basketball Team, You'll Take The Brother Over The Guy With The Yarmulke. Why? Because You're Playing The Odds.

Lets Not Focus On Saving A Nickel... Lets Focus On Making A Buck.

It Should Be Like A Salmon Taking To Open Water. I've Done So Much Morning Radio That I Won't Be Overwhelmed By It, But It's Still Going To Be A Challenge.

Well, Guys Are Better At Mechanical Stuff And Women Are Better At Emotional Stuff.

No One Is Depressed When They're Being Chased By A Bear.