I Didn't Have Any Success In Show

When You're Picking A Basketball Team, You'll Take The Brother Over The Guy With The Yarmulke. Why? Because You're Playing The Odds.

A Lot Of Guys And People In Our Society Think That Chicks Just Love Dudes With Money. Chicks Love Dudes Who Are Successful Who Happen To Have Money - Do You Know What I Mean? Chicks Are Attracted To Dudes That Are Doing Their Own Thing.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.

Should Women Be On Any Pills Besides Birth Control? We Should Just Give Them All Sugar Pills For Everything, They're So Suggestible.