You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything That Takes

I Am Not Agnostic. I Am Atheist. I Don’t Think There Is No God; I Know There’s No God. I Know There’s No God The Same Way I Know Many Other Laws In Our Universe. I Know There’s No God And I Know Most Of The World Knows That As Well. They Just Won’t Admit It Because There’s Another Thing They Know. They Know They’re Going To Die And It Freaks Them Out. So Most People Don’t Have The Courage To Admit There’s No God And They Know It. They Feel It. They Try To Suppress It. And If You Bring It Up They Get Angry Because It Freaks Them Out.

All Tv Is, Is Really: 'don't You Want To Be This, Aren't You Glad You're Not That.' There's Nothing Really In The Middle.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

People Are Stupid. There's A Lot Of Dumb Stuff That's Successful.

When You're Picking A Basketball Team, You'll Take The Brother Over The Guy With The Yarmulke. Why? Because You're Playing The Odds.