I Did Pretty Good For A Guy

When My Time Comes, Just Skin Me And Put Me Up There On Trigger, Just As Though Nothing Had Ever Changed.

The Station Put Us On Staff At $35 A Week... And I Mean Every Week.

We Were So Far Back In The Woods, They Almost Had To Pipe In Sunlight.

People Are Always Asking Me Why They Don't Make Westerns Like They Used To.

When You're Young And Fall Off A Horse, You May Break Something. When You're My Age And You Fall Off, You Splatter.