I’d Rather Have The Thieves Than The

Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than I'd Given Myself Credit For.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.